The struggle is so real. Well, for some people. Other people should reevaluate if their struggle isactually a struggle:
1. Your NFL team was eliminated from the playoffs
This dudes life sucks: "@darrenrovell: Lions fan David Morian got a 2015 Super Bowl champs tattoo before the season pic.twitter.com/CAUeUfBHtH"
? rorycambo (@RoryCambo) January 5, 2015
Better luck next season, guys. At least you didn't jump the gun with a Super Bowl champs tattoo like this Lions fan.
2. It's the first Monday of 2015
First Monday of 2015 and it already sucks
? Rémi (@RemiLeFrancais) January 5, 2015
Spoiler alert: this Monday is like all the other Mondays.
3. Something or someone stood between you and your caffeine
Got to train station. Coffee shop closed. 2015 sucks ass.
? Stuart (@x99_stu) January 5, 2015
Bring coffee or bring on death.
4. You had to interrupt your Friends Netflix marathon
America is sad today.... Because everyone has to interrupt their Friends Netflix marathon for 8 hours or so.
? Khris Lorenz (@khrislorenz) January 5, 2015
So, wait. We can't give up all our responsibilities in order to watch every episode of a series we've already memorized by heart?
5. Your fruit had the audacity to have seeds
just ate a fuckin clementine it had fuckin seeds in it 2015 just fuckin started and it fuckin sucks
? Anna (@Will_i_Anna) January 5, 2015
What the hell, clementine?!
6. School started again
Aaah 2015 sucks ?? School has started again
? D E M I L O V A T O (@DemisBooty_) January 5, 2015
Sure, we're learning, but…at what cost?!
7. You haven't played Nintendo all year
haven?t played Nintendo in several days. 2015 sucks
? Kevin A.D. (@hipsterboner) January 5, 2015
Your priorities are certainly skewed.
8. People are sticking to their New Year's resolutions
What sucks already about #2015 is all these gym selfies
? jacqueline martinez (@2greeneyesLA) January 5, 2015
If overcrowded gyms and newbies in spin class is your idea of a nightmare, then this year is already just the worst
9. It's so cold you want to set yourself on fire
have never been more over cold weather. car locks are frozen shut. oh thank you.
? Tyler Sharpe (@TylerSharpe) January 5, 2015
Welcome back, Polar Vortex. Nobody—not one single person, missed you.
10. Back to the Future lied to all of us
If the film "back to the future" was in the year 2015 where the fuck is my hover board???
? flashh (@BennyMckenny) January 5, 2015
We're landing on comets but we don't have hoverboards available to the masses yet?
11. You're sick
Coughed so much I vomited on my arm. So far 2015 sucks ??
? Hannah Kelly (@HAMMO1001) January 5, 2015
After lots of holiday travel, partying during New Years and surrounding yourself with plenty of children over Christmas, you are now near death.
12. You got talked into exercise
Just got talked into doing a 5k race. 2015 sucks.
? Bethany Peter$ (@BethanyVPeters) January 5, 2015
That's actually awful.
13. And finally, the worst reason of all: you forgot your headphones
Forgotten my headphones, 2015 sucks.
? Rachel Dodson (@rdodson7) January 5, 2015
Might as well just go back home and sleep until 2016.
Remember everyone: 2015 has only been around for five days. Let's give it a chance before giving if the official "SUCKS" stamp.
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